I don't know if I can really be an accurate judge for my own nipples. [This is the stupidest conversation, but it's better than thinking about hospitals.]
[That gets a grin. He shouldn't be pleased but he kind of is? And they're just joking around but sometimes Junpei is an asshole and likes seeing what buttons he can push, which is why he says:]
Flattering. I'll be sure to send you something else next time I want an expert opinion.
[Speak now or forever resign yourself to actual dick pics, Carlos. Probably. Maybe? He's still debating, and he runs a hand through his hair. ]
...I know you're busy. But I want you to stick around as long as you can. That's probably selfish, isn't it? [Does he care? No, not really.]
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I said your nipples are fine.
[Junpei is the worst but, yeah. This is effective. Thanks, pal.]
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[Or make him laugh. Or fluster him to make himself laugh.]
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You don't think your nipples are spicy enough?
[hate that.]
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[He's.
He's seen them like three times at this point.
Carlos.]
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Flattering. I'll be sure to send you something else next time I want an expert opinion.
[Speak now or forever resign yourself to actual dick pics, Carlos. Probably. Maybe? He's still debating, and he runs a hand through his hair. ]
...I know you're busy. But I want you to stick around as long as you can. That's probably selfish, isn't it? [Does he care? No, not really.]